I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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