2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
