All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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