Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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