the new term for farting is butt boxing.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
well you can't waste a boner
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Can I color on your dick again?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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