i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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