My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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