So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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