You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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