Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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