so that wasnt chicken after all
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
i need some magic done to my vagina
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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