dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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