her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize