so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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