Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She needs sedatives and a leash
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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