saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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