Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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