I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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