Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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