I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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