I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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