They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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