i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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