I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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