she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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