did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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