Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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