I need help removing her.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Randomize
