Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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