did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
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