some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
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