Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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