Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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