We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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