threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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