The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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