I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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