Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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