He kissed a someone with a penis
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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