You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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