sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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