stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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