I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
my vag is so smooth its legendary
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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