i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Randomize
