whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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