That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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