Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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