The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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