i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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