Just cropdusted the office
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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