Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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