You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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