clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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