im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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