Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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