i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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