Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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