its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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